Local knitted poodle mascot hits the big time

Debbie, our faithful knitted poodle mascot has been with us for about 6 months now- She's been doing a brilliant job, and hasn't ever held that leg loss incident at the Christmas party against us. So believe me, I was as surprised as anyone to find that Debbie has been hiding her light under a bushel. It appears that Debbie has been doing a spot of moonlighting, starring in the Coen brothers new movie 'No Country for Old Men'. 'It was a difficult role to take on,' Debbie told me, 'but the brothers told me I had the perfect looks for the part'. My review of the film -'The Father, the Son and the woolly ghost' will be with you shortly. Meanwhile, fingers crossed for Debbie at the Oscars.